you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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