For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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