I'm jealous of your bromance
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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