when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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