dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
People in love make me want to vomit
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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