Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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