She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o