Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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