Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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