honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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