party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You are a genius and a whore.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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