Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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