Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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