the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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