I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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