Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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