The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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