Dual....:-)
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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