I CAN MOONWALK!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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