She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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