Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I think i got beer on your cat.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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