Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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