I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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