how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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