well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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