I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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