it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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