He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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