Do you still have your period?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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