the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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