you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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