I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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