fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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