Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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