have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Drunk is not a location!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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