We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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