I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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