I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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