hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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