he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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