question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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