Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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