I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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