According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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