eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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