Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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