And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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