Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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