yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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