The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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