He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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