The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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