The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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