Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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