Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I woke up under a house in Key West
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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