I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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