He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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