It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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