carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
BRING THE BAGELS
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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